Intrepid homeschool reporter Scratchy-Cat will now report on The View - Homeschooling bru-ha-ha that has taken over many homeschool blogs. Scratchy? What's the scoop?
"I haven't seen this much ado about nothing since the Great Subway Debate."
"While it's true that Joy Behar of The View did say that some homeschoolers are demented, let's face it - that's a bit of the old pot and kettle, isn't it? Considering the source..."
"As for all of the homeschoolers who are talking about boycotting ABC, and all of the homeschoolers who are angry at the homeschoolers who are talking about boycotting ABC, I have one thing to say, 'Ho-hum!'There are so many more interesting topics to discuss. The world is full of fascinating ways to fill your time. Go on a field trip! Read a book! Watch a documentary! Go dissect something! Wait...what are you doing?"
"I DIDN'T MEAN DISSECT THE CAT! Jeez! What was that Joy Behar said about homeschoolers?"
Just kidding there, Scratchy. Thanks for that report. You were brilliant, as usual.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Scratchy will be back soon to report on one of her favorite topics, Sleeping on the Cable Box. Don't miss it!