We drive half an hour south to another town for our Greek lessons. We got there a little early today, so we headed over to the library. All of the libraries in our part of the state are in a system, and we are allowed to check books out at any of them.
The librarian scanned my card then looked taken aback.
"You've checked out too many books," she said.
"It says here you've checked out too many books."
"Hold on. I have to clear this one." And off she trotted to the library's nether regions.
I looked at the kids. They looked at me. We started to giggle.
"How can you ever have too many books," asked Butterfly?
The librarian hustles back over.
"I'm so sorry," I began, "You see, we homeschool..."
The librarian chuckled and nodded as she scanned the books. "The Head Librarian said you must be homeschoolers."
Apparently, she's seen my kind before.