The CFO posted this on the fridge:
EXITCARE® PATIENT INFORMATION
Patient Name: The Activities Coordinator
Emergency Physician: XXXXXXXXXX
Excuse from Work or School
The Activities Coordinator needs to be excused from
CLJ Work
D School
I—I Physical activity
Beginning now and through the following date: 5/9/2009
______________________________________________________________
I got it from the E.R., where I ended up after a failed attempt to self-medicate/ignore the excruciating pain in my right ear. Not one of my brighter moments.
The CFO posted my excuse for all planetary children to see. He then proceeded to take over the running of the house and the teaching of the children. I slept all day.
He's such a good fellow.
And today is his birthday!
Happy birthday, good fellow!!!! You're one of a kind!
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