Payoff

There comes a day, a joyous day, in a mother's life when, after years of terror and dread, of begging and pleading, of diligent training of her children, she can awake from an afternoon nap safe in the knowledge that...

she

won't

have

to

call

poison

control!

I have arrived, my friends.

I have arrived.

Comments

[Theresa]

Ha! A glorious day indeed! Still no guarantees about visits to the ER, however.

[Activities Coordinator]

Ha! True.