Yeah, Yeah. I Know.

But believe you me, I got lots of 'scuses for not posting. They're all really important 'scuses, too.

(Hang nail.)

I could go on for HOURS! I could rant. I could rave.

(Whiny cat.)

I could have you in tears over my reasons for abandoning you. I could make you feel guilty for not posting for me!

(Dryer lint.)

You know, that's not a bad idea. Next time I start slacking, somebody jump in and start tap dancing. Okay? Great.

(Burnt waffles.)

I'll post more soon. Promise.

(Dust mites.)

*Excuses contained within parenthesis and strategically placed throughout post are for humorous purposes only. I've got really good excuses.

**Really.

Comments

[Crimson Wife]

Too funny!

Hope you're enjoying your summer :-)